January 2012
85 posts
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Oh man MMA
You and your Manner Mules patrolling by Oz’s Nexus. Gg but wow MMA, LOOOOL! LOL LOL that early pressure haha well done :)
SlayerS moving on to RO8 thanks to MMA and his secure of those wins!
That match with Leenock though… GSL man, GSL. :)
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WELL PLAYED
GG Leenock but that was an epic match! SlayerS all the way! Go MMA! I really thought in the beginning that Leenock was going to win but MMA managed very well! :D
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OMG
LOOKS LIKE IT’LL BE MMAvLEENOCK IN THIS FIRST PRELIM OF GSTL!!!! :D
YES IT IS. BATTLE OF THE ACES.
Lucky though, 3 wins over SlayerS… I felt horrible for Clide, he seemed so affected by his loss :/
Crank though getting the 1st 2 wins for SlayerS. Quite disappointed with Puzzle’s play but oh well.
MMAvLEENOCK HERE WE GOOOOO!!! Epic ZvT awaits!
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
In Time...
I will find you! You’ll be mine and only mine ♥
Just Smile!
And move on! :D
Ok Seriously, Since When...
How long has it been since I cried for this reason? I can’t remember the last time I cried because of happiness. Honestly, wow. Just wow. :’)
I Really Do...
I wish you good health and happiness :D
So Yesterday...
I met three girls I’ll probably never get to talk to again. It sucks and it doesn’t. Sure the idea sucks but in all actuality, judging from how I am, it’s better not to get too close LOL
Oh well. One day… that’s all :P
Megaupload is Shut Down Today?
What is this nonsense?! Why? I was just downloading last week and then wow, just wow. America… I am disappoint.
~NSL~
Always picks me back up!
Seriously...
I’m fine getting told to “chill” and “calm down” when I’m not mad, but getting told “its already like this when you’re not mad?” really pisses me off.
That sh— hurts, specially after not hearing apologies or even saying you were kidding or anything, I’ll take that personally.
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